Eyes closed, head first, can't lose.

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great
Newest member of my family! Kendrick or K.
Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

eatingisfab:

do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them

(via fuglypudding)

thetomska:

brihime:

Omg dude..

Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?
Red Bull cliff diving tournament! People jumped off ledges at more than 30 meters high. It was amazing!
pappsmear:

"bruh"