Eyes closed, head first, can't lose.

taggedcute:

why does this girl have a vagina on her chest
andrewfutral:

Today is going really great
Newest member of my family! Kendrick or K.
Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

eatingisfab:

do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them

(via fuglypudding)

thetomska:

brihime:

Omg dude..

Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?